Japan · Japanese/日本語 · Lifestyle

#10 ヾ(@⌒ー⌒@)ノThe wonder of the Japanese IME (input method editor)

I don’t know if many of you reading this type Japanese, but if you don’t, allow me to take you on a journey to know the wonderful world of typing Japanese on a computer keyboard, something I’ve always thought was so amazing, useful, and convenient since I first started typing Japanese.

So,  typing Japanese is a lot like typing Mandarin pin-yin and then letting the predictive system, or more properly known as the input method editor, predict what you are intending to type. For example, for the word “媽媽” (mama, mother in Chinese), when you type M-A on your keyboard a little drop down box will appear, showing you the list of chinese characters with the same “ma” sound, e.g. 嗎, 嘛, 馬, 罵, 碼, 嬤, … … and the list goes on and on… I counted, the list in the drop down box had 60 characters but I have an inkling that there are even more.

Unlike Mandarin, ‘Chinese characters’ or ‘kanji’ in Japanese script does not correspond to one single pronunciation. For example, 隣 (beside) is pronounced and typed as T-O-N-A-R-I.  Or, 丸 (round or circle) , typed ‘M-A-R-U’. But, here comes the interesting part. When you input M-A-R-U, the drop down menu comes up:

And I can type things like ○ or 🔴 or ● or ◎ by just typing in ’round’ in Japanese!

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Next, let me try typing ‘triangle’

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Or ‘arrow’

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And I can get the Japanese post office symbol ‘〒’ by typing ‘Post’, ♨︎ when I type ‘onsen’, and ※ when I type ‘rice’ because this asterisk symbol looks like the character for rice ‘米’. ★ when I type ‘star’, ♥︎ when I type ‘heart’.

Isn’t it cool!? I mean, I for one think it’s such a pain to go to the ‘symbols’ option just to input the α, β, ε, or Ω symbols when I can just type アルファ (arufa), べーた (be-ta) and オメガ (omega), etc.

And if you like very Japanese kawaii emoticons, try installing the Japanese keyboard on your phone. You get access to many interesting old school emoticons that one may even say expresses the culture of young Japanese people. And you can do this just by clicking on the “^_^”button on the bottom right of your keyboard!!




Here are some of my favourites:

ヾ(@⌒ー⌒@)ノ drunken dancing guy

*\(^o^)/* cheerleader

(・ω・)ノ  a waving bear (?)

ヽ( ̄д ̄;)ノ=3=3=3 running away frantically


((((;゚Д゚))))))) shocked face

Try it out!


Culture · France · Language · Things that happen in French class

#9 What is infected?

This post is the first post under the category named ‘Things that happen in French class’. Because tons of funny shit happen in French class.

We were at French Vocab class and this time we’re discussing “les cinq sens” i.e. the five senses. As we’re in France, of course we need plenty of vocabulary to discuss the quality of our meals: Does it taste good? Does it taste bad? Then there was a small exercise for us to come up with dishes that make us go ‘C’est bon!’ or ‘C’est mal!’.

As one can imagine, recalling delicious dishes is easy (pizza, ramen, a banana, etc.). Then we came upon the phrase “C’est infecte” which literally looks like ‘It’s infected’ but actually means ‘It’s revolting’. After a minute of silence:

Prof: Nothing? You guys like everything?
Us: No……
Prof: Then what? What is ‘infecte’ for you?
Us: … hmm…
Prof: Let’s see, do you like eating fish’s head??
Chinese students / Japanese students: Yessssss (in reality, ‘WEEEEE’ as in ‘Oui’)
Prof: Do you eat like, the head of a pig??
Chinese students: WEEEE
Prof: Chicken head?
Chinese students: WEEEE
Prof: What about like the leg of a pig?? It’s so smelly!
Chinese students (and me): WEEEEE
Prof: What about the feet of a duck??
Chinese students: WEEEEE
A Chinese young man next to me: Yes! That’s totally the local delicacy of my hometown! Hawhawhaw

Which brings to mind a joke from le bf’s sister:
Q: What is something that has four legs but is not eaten by the Chinese?
A: A table.